Omegle. Talk to strangers for teh lulz.

http://omegle.com/

Omegle.com is basically a site for chatting. It connects you to a random stranger who's also using the site and basically you two just talk.

Whats great about the site is that you generally have really funny conversations, or just really good conversations. The best part of it all is that its anonymous, so you can be as silly as you want. :P

Here's on of mine:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: shhhhh

Stranger: don't say anything

You: do not say that you're crazy

You: can i say anyhow

Stranger: oh, we're all a little crazy

Stranger: but me especially

You: alittle? did the sky turn blue when u said that?

Stranger: THE SKY IS BLUE?!

Stranger: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

You: No. just kidding

Stranger: whew

You: yeah

Stranger: you scared me there

You: of cos

You: is there any cats with moustache in you country?

Stranger: so, how's that whole anonymous thing working out for you?

Stranger: yes, i am cats with moustache!

You: anonmous wat?

You: So you stayed in Moscow!

Stranger: with little moustache comb and everything

Stranger: close

Stranger: st. petersburg

You: Can I have it? Cos there is no moustache comb in Singapore

Stranger: oh, it is a sad day for moustached cats in singapore

You: oh Moscow is a state in petersburg

You: I know that

You: yeah it is.

You: I'm telling you this

Stranger: ok

You: but

You: don't LOL

Stranger: but what, lonely cat?

You: cos LOL is not a word

Stranger: ok, no lolling

You: yes you can lolling

You: but no LOL

Stranger: i see

You: I'm not a lonely cat

Stranger: what about lol in the family?

Stranger: or cerebral lolsy?

You: eeeerrr

Stranger: ok, no lols

You: you can if you drink tea after that

Stranger: please, tell me your secret, o mustachio'd cat

You: that is for reducing trauma to the heel of your neighbour leg

Stranger: that is the secret?

Stranger: i knew that

You: i got no moustache! dun say that. you;re hurting me

You: Its not the secret

You: I wont tell you

Stranger: ai! it is sad for you, if you do not have glorious moustache

You: cos you're a strange

Stranger: actually, i'm "you"

You: you're hurting my feelings again

Stranger: you're the stranger here

You: oh shi

Stranger: i just blew your mind, didn't i

You: i cant say shi can i?

You: yeah u did

You: splatter all over the keyboard

Stranger: you can say piss monkey balls

You: piss monkey balls

Stranger: see?

You: yeah. i broke my fingers though

Stranger: you are typing with your nose, eh?

Stranger: i cannot do that, so wonderful and bushy is my moustache

You: now? yeah. but i have to use my knee to press enter

You: cos its hard you see

Stranger: i hit all the keys at once

Stranger: agreed.

You: all at the same time?

Stranger: the enter button is a cunning opponent

Stranger: yes, with my moustache

You: yeah it could be. but your moustache is killling me

You: everytime u said moustache, i can see dead people

Stranger: it might. sometimes i use hairgel and turn it into a face spear

Stranger: and stab people

Stranger: until they're dead

You: wow. it could save buying knife

Stranger: thats why you might see them

You: you're hired!

Stranger: hooray?

Stranger: when is vacation?

You: you don't

You: cos the work is a vacation

You: yup yup

Stranger: what about maternity leave?

Stranger: i am expecting

You: if you're a male sock

Stranger: but male socks can't have babies

You: yes you can

Stranger: that's where you put baby batter, when there is no woman for it

You: they have this sex changing thingamabob

Stranger: ah, very scientific

You: oh i think its different in each country

Stranger: different socks, certainly

Stranger: but same concept

You: some of them uses male sock for browsing internet. and some for legs of cos

You: same concept but different vowels

You: spin the wheel!

Stranger: i'll take a w, pat

Stranger: ftw

You: Damn you! Pat is dead!

Stranger: you killed him, you bastard?!

Stranger: i'm calling the police

Stranger: stay here

You: how can you sorry

You: i was working

You: for the washing machine club

You: please

Stranger: pff. that's a stupid club

You: its not that stupid

Stranger: what do you do, ride washing machines all day?

You: we played the washing machine

You: using power chords of cos

You: its easier that way

Stranger: oh, like a quarter slot machine that you lose on every time

Stranger: i cant imagine arpeggios on washing machines

You: shit]

You: the clothehanger got me

You: sorry

You: what time is it over there?

You: it's 0426am and im at work

Stranger: uh, 1:30

Stranger: in the afternoon

Stranger: i'm just getting off

You: i think i need a flying rabbits for that

You: whoa

You: im at works in the frigging morning

You: wtf

You: WTF

Stranger: i mean, like off of work asshole

Stranger: oh, i'm a little horny too

You: wow

Stranger: don't judge me

You: me too

You: so dun double judge me

You: cos im asian

Stranger: high five!

Stranger: it's ok

You: hive 21

Stranger: i'm caucasian

Stranger: like an asian, but with a cock

You: oh i dun have cock that big

You: but enough to spear a termite

Stranger: that is why you're not caucasian

You: yeah true

Stranger: you are cauc- asian = asian

You: but cant u see that

You: there a cock behind every asian

You: WTF

Stranger: asiancauc?

You: you mean theres a cock behind me?

You: oh

You: its ok then

Stranger: all right, i gotta go take a wiz

Stranger: it's been real man

You: yeah

Stranger: lates

You: woot woot

Stranger: go with god, effendi

You: yeah aidil here with love