Why Married Life is Great

1. you can stock up the kitchen with koko krunch and not go hungry the rest of your life

2. you get to wake up at 3pm and blame it on the ergonomic mattress

3. you can dig your nose and create your own sculpture made of snot

4. you can get your spouse to admire your sculpture made of snot

5. you can kick your spouse while they r asleep and blame it on the cat

6. you can buy a cat

7. you can go get a cat but end up buying a fish

8. the fish you got is a pomfret which you can eat for dinner

9. you dont have to cook for dinner (see point 1)

10. barney is gay

11. 11 is not a number

note to self : less guitar hero, more sleep.