Whose side are you on?

*Slaps forehead
To tell you the truth, I don't know why I'm succumbing myself towards the elusive BOX.
The BOX i'm referring to is the XBOX 360.
That is evil i tell you. I'm aware of the evilness but my body is not.
It seems that my arms and fingers have it's mind of its own whereby they will reach the back pocket and take out cash from it and hand over it to some uncle for a new game.
It's uncontrollable, man. I like to finish every sentences with man.
I don't know why. And I don't like the sound of my voice.
I do sound like a whiny 7 year old kid when a new game arrives.
And I do it secretly when no one is looking.
Even the fiancee doesn't know about this.
Shit. This is a public blog and she should be reading this.
Oh hi. I love you and not the XBOX360. *sniggers

I read this book called KING DORK by Frank Portman. The fiancee introduce it to me.
And I love it. I think i am a dork wannabe.
But I really do think I'm a dork. And I'm proud of it.
I do not know why. Nobody can change the quantum meta-physical of the dork world.
As you can see, we are made out of tiny vibrating strings.
And I vibrate differently. Dorks vibrates differently too.

And For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

And i think i fall between a geek and a dork. Because I'm not that intelligent you see. Typing this and letting everyone to read is not an intelligent thing to do. I'm aware of that. But in actual fact, I'm way past everyone intelligence. I have the IQ of 562. Crazy huh? Yeah it's true. I just act dumb and i purposely dumbfound myself till it's permanent.

I have no idea what i have just said. It's mind boggling sometimes. I think I wanted to talk about how desirable a person with purple socks but i think I'm hungry for a strawberry milkshake. I'm telling you this with a straight face, man. Yeah that is how i said it out loud. The fiancee wince every time i end a sentences with "man". I sound so stupid but yeah she loves me. Now STFU already.