Transit In Hell

I hate morning ride in the train.
Well probably any time of the day.
For starters, I have travel from Lakeside to Bedok.
And there is limited or no seat at all and everyone
is fucking pushing everyone. If there is no seat,
there are bound to be someone anal like really standing
in front of you. And your nose will bound to hit their privates.
Fucking hell, don't they bathe before going to work?

There is one particularly day, that I really like taking
out my stapler which I don't know why I it's inside my bag.
And staple them on the eye. Or probably snot a booger on their eye.
There is this two phillipine ladies talking fucking loudly.
Yaking the whole time during the transit. Then when they saw
an empty seat beside me, they tried to squeeze their fat ass into
that one empty seat. Their ass is so big that I was squashed
between them an this Bangladesh guy. And what the hell is that man
wearing? You can't even put a name to it. WTF?

Then another day, a pregnant lady came and stand in front of me.
So out of good will, I stand and offered her my seat.
Then bloodyhell this phillipino maid was like diving into the seat
and start yaking and laughing with her friend. WTF?

And another day, I encountered another event whereby I offered this
seat to a pregnant lady. But the lady said nevermind.
But I already stand up for the lady to sit.
But she insisted that it's okay. Then I said to her
it's okay my next stop is not far away but in fact i still got 14 stops
to go. But the later in her loud fucking irritating voice, she
started talking I don't know what and in the end making a scene.
Everyone was like looking and some guy even jump up to see
the commotion. I hope that guy had his neck fucking strain.
Then the whole journey, no one sat on the seat.
In the end I stood the whole ride till my stop.

If this continues again, I think I will press the nearest
emergency button and scream bloody murder.
But I won't. Because I'm a law abiding citizen.
Eh?
Later I have to take the train again.
Cibai.