KingofKinks

I Am Feeling : Wtf

Ive had the flu, the cough, the heachaches..whatever ailments that leaves one feeling pretty much useless and in a incoherent rambling mode, Ive had it all.
Im feeling so sick, im starting to miss my sense of humour.

Went to Lau Pa Sat for lunch today for a bowl of porridge (Can anyone get anymore Oliver Twist than that ?). Don't know what came over me but somehow I was under the misguided notion that by stuffing myself with wet rice and stale sliced fish, I will feel a weeeetttle bit better about myself.

Then something weird happened. I did.

Well...apart from a turgid tummy and the perpetual feeling of wanting to pee always, I did feel slightly less weak.
I wonder though...if I were to spend much time melodramatically weeping and working myself into a frantic, irrational levels of hysteria later in the office..will I gain enough sympathy to be able to be sent home ? Viva miss dramaqueen!