KingofKinks

Sixteen Minutes and 4 Seconds of Fame.

Im a big camera phobe. There i said it.
I love photography. Love taking potraits of pple but loathe, nay, detest taking pictures of myself. Or, having people take pictures of me.
Everytime i am anywhere in front of a camera, i have this overwhelming urge to flee or duck or scream out some ancient battle cry and run amok with my arms flailing above my head.
Exaggerating? Oh yes, but i really do HATE PICTURES OF MYSELF.

I look like a moron most of the time. And even if there is a slightest 0.000001% chance there that ill i end up looking good, theres another 99.9999% chance that it will be blur anwyays.

UNFORTUNATELY, like some bloddy cosmic conspiracy tat does happen in my life ever-so-often, i ALWAYS ended up getting caught on camera.
Cant remember how many times ive appeared on tv alone..

And so, it was certainly very unsurprising that moi was one of the random faces picked out for a tv interview a few weeks ago. My face was flashed on screen. Only this time i wasnt alone. I had a certain companion with me who was SO GOOD at pretending to be too busy with his own camera to notice the video crew that was surrounding us.

Well..it was funny to a certain extent. Some of the things i said was just darn silly. Random words that just spewed out of my mouth in moments of extreme kanchong-ness. eheh. well im glad thats over.

'Ak ah cik. Lelaki yg semunyik kat blakang saya tu boipren saya. Kentut tul.'