KingofKinks

Hey You Human Punchbag

Weird shit of a day. Let the Psycho III theme song loop in the background cos we just had a run-in with the schizo from hell.

There was melodrama when ayu, nurul, maya and me were sitting around at starbucks today. A man in his mid-40s simply went berserk and started screaming to the people at the table next to us (for no apparent reasons by the way). The highlight of the day happened when he went uber-violent & started throwing his glass bottle at them in a fit. Glass pieces scattered and random vulgarities were spat incessantly. Screamed again. Threw a chair.
Take note that they do not know each other. The victims were just stduents and prolly have not even met Joe Bizarro before in their whole damn life prior to this unfortunate incident. Just an unlucky random picked out from the masses of other slightly-luckier randoms

5 mins later bouncers suddenly appeared from all sides for some pseudo-act of saving justice (its like superman meets california fitness personal trainers kinda thang) and thats when the man started to walk away.
But for the grand finale, he did manage to throw in a 'FUCK YOU AH' and an incoherent 'CIBAI' for some good measure.

It was bloddy scary man. Already, there was a death metal band playing in my head and everyone looked ready to flee. and when i say everyone, i meant especially ME.
But of course, there was that AVOID-EYE-CONTACT-AT-ALL-COST-OR-HE-MIGHT-ATTACK-YOU-NEXT unspoken thing going on..so we just stayed put.
Craziness doesnt even begin to describe it. Someone needs to shop for some brand new strait jackets.

And yet, heh, we even managed a lame attempt to joke about it on the way back home.


fiz: ok kalau orang tu datang lagi, kiter buat posing cam charlie's angel
maya : k. aku buat cam gini
*enacted something that vaguely resembles a lucy-liu meets bruce lee meets high-5(?!) kungfu pose*
nurul : abih ayu ngan yan ?? ( referring to the other 2 friends behind us)

*silence*

fiz: dorang background props.